Too Weird, Too Rare.
Tristan. 17. Bat Country.

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM

muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM

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maygrey:

Vladimir Putin — George W. Bush, 2014

maygrey:

Vladimir Putin — George W. Bush, 2014

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lovethemovie:

Quentin Tarantino plays a toy ukulele

lovethemovie:

Quentin Tarantino plays a toy ukulele

dumbfricker:

obama has masturbated before

powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.

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